This Really is Good - Watch and Wonder ..

Speaks for itself really but that must have taken quite some planning and construction. Bravo!

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You're Not Fooling Anyone, Son!

Oh dear! That is in no way, a convincing attempt to prove you are sober, even to another drunk person.

"I think you can take the tape up now sir, we won't be needing it!"

Nice One!

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A Robot Beer Assistant - How Lovely

The Hole - video powered by Metacafe

You're gonna like this. No, really, you're gonna like it.
Not commercially available, as yet but would be a great "show-off" addition to the modern home of the average beer swilling, football watching gadget freak.
Do keep your eye on the "ball" though, because a beer can at that speed in the side of the head, is gonna leave a mark!

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Look Out Asimo - There is a Challenger

Asimo may like to up his game a little as there is now another contender for the "Coolest Robot" crown. Although this one doesn't have such a catchy name, he does have a better iPod streaming headphones and a much nicer colour scheme.

Actually, they simply programmed a robot called HRP-2 to perform a Japanese tea-making ceremony. HRP-2 is made by a Japanese company Kawada Industries and is quite widely used for research purposes. For example, check out clips of HRP-2 performing different tasks at Japan's AIST here. These include helping someone carry a table, walking over uneven terrain and helping to apply a panel to a wall. The above video clip shows HRP-2 performing a traditional Japanese dance, and various other tasks, with remarkable speed and grace.

They will take our Earth away from us! You've seen Terminator, right? It's comming!

And the American Ministry of Defence recently launched the Worlds most advanced military communications satellite called, get this, Skynet 5. Aaaargh! Did they not see the movie? Does that bloke over there with stiff joints look a bit like Arnie? Oh my ..

Run away, run away ..

Courtesy of New Scientist: Technology

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Size Zero - Ars*holes!

I don't know if anyone reading this watched the program last week with the young lady above trying to reach a size zero in 30 days? Funnily enough it was called "The Truth About Size Zero"

The lady in question is Louise Redknapp and it was all done with the hope of making young girls understand that all this size zero rubbish, is just that, rubbish!

Bless the poor girl, she did put herself through it a bit but I suppose the cause was a good one.

Now, on to my point ..

The people in the media and fashion industry that promote this kind of thin and crispy body image should be put on trial for at least manslaughter and probably murder! They are directly responsible for the miserable deaths (and miserable lives, for those that survive) of young girls all over the world and should be made to account for this! What a bunch of know-nothing, up their own ars* kind of dumb fagots they really are eh?

I don't know a bloke alive (or dead, for that matter!) that finds a very ill looking, unshapely waif in the remotest bit sexy/attractive/pretty!

Girls are supposed to be, well, girl shaped, surely? If you want someone that looks like a boy, then just admit you are gay and get on with it! I just don't get it with these fashion type people, I mean, what are they trying to accomplish? If you are incapable of creating a design that makes the best of a womans shape (her natural shape) then for crying out loud, get out of the design business, you're crap!

Please, someone, put an end to all this dangerous life threatening quest for a boy shape from a girl! Get a f*cking boy you twisted sad excuse for a designer! What is so clever about designing a dress that looks good (matter of opinion) on an ironing board? 2 dimensional designing, not too clever eh?

Of course the media (mainly fashion media) are no better putting stick thin girls on their respective front covers, promoting diets that wouldn't keep a sparrow on the wing for more than an hour! Take some responsibility and sort it out! I really don't want to live in a world full of boys!

Bunch of w*nk*rs the lot of 'em!

I suppose the fact that most male designers are a little on the gay side (ahem, little?) they aren't interested in any curves, unless they're on some 14 year old boys ars*

Anyway, nice try Louise, I do hope that stops a few girls from treading those deadly boards.

The best bit of the program, for me was where she went in to an office to talk to one of the management people about why he promotes this level of malnutrition. Well, what a great big fat ars*wipe of a git. He was the size of 2 sofa's pushed together, telling young girls they need to loose a few pounds, when they were clearly quite slim enough. What a f*cking hipocrit! Obviously some of his fat had pushed it's way up into his stupid thick head and what ever brains he started life with, must now be on the roadside somewhere keeping a small insect out of a draught.

Louise did manage to slim down to an American size zero (UK size 4) by the end of the 30 days and because she is quite short, didn't look too bad although some of the good bits had shrunk a little.

She did say during the program, that husband Jamie had said she must not loose her bum or boosoms or he's pulling the plug on the show! Lets hope she is back to being fit and healthy and shapely - womanly type shapely, with curvy bits that 99.9999999% of men actually love much more than a javelin or pipe cleaner or something else really thin!

I hope all the fat w*nk*rs involved in this, explode in a big ball of heinous fatty slime and dribble down a drain somewhere!

Women should look like women and boys should look like boys and all the androgynous gimps should die alone!

Just my opinion but as always, I am quite prepared to share it!

This is girl shaped ..

Stop messing with it!!

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A Great Game for Three!

Ow!

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Clumsy Laptop Owners Rejoice!

So, you can't keep a grip on that new laptop eh?
Lenovo have a little something for you, you useless fumble fingered fool!

Lenovo, the Chinese personal computer company who bought IBM’s PC division back in 2004, has leaked some test footage of next generation laptops on, uh, a secret page on their UK corporate website. Seriously, it’s totally top secret, and is in no way a promotion for the Thinkpad’s current impact protection system, spill resistant keyboard, or fingerprint reader. So don’t tell anyone.

Two more "secret vidoes" after the jump ..
Read the rest of this entry » (courtesy of OhGizmo)

Hold It Right Theremin

Not everyones cup of muddy water I know but this is the first time I have seen one played "properly" and it ain't that bad (well, not compared to The Cheeky Girls or Gerry Haliwell).

Just thought you might be interested.

Not sure how you know where you are with the notation as there is a distinct lack of frets and, indeed, a fret board, or body, or anything helpful whatsoever! Aaargh! Maybe you could paint a naked lady to stand in front of you with all the notes drawn on? Just a thought - I had??!!

Enjoy

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