Snow! .. Hurrah! .. erm .. What Snow?

Well, the forecast is for snow, and lots of it, everywhere! Hah! they always say that and where is it? Usually on the Scottish Highlands or some remote part of the country that is populated by 14 people who have no electricity for 28 days because the fuse blew and they only have the 1 fuse between them and it's 14 days to land and B&Q!
If it does happen to snow on mainland England, then be afraid, be very afraid! Everything will stop, shops will close, people will die, companies will go bankrupt and a small field mouse will get frostbite in one of it's toes! Especially if it snows long enough for at least a millimetre to settle. This country must rank in the top 3 completely useless places at dealing with anything but rain. If it's too hot, everything melts and if it's too cold, everything freezes up!
Lets hope it snow a lot (with the exception of hurting people) it's always good fun to wake up to a good layer of white frosting on this green and pleasant land. You just know that as soon as you step outside your front door, that's almost as far as you're going to get for the first hour or two! It never hurts to have a day off work due to inclement weather and sticking your head back under that duvet is never a bad thing!
Bring on the snow!!! (Please!)

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