Someone read my mind!!

Alarm Coffin - For when your Zombies get Stuck!!

You know when you're just sitting around, minding your own business, when suddenly you get buried alive? It sucks, trust me. Well, you won't have to worry about having your last moments ruined by a frantic clawing and digging if you get yourself set up with one of Vitaly Malyukov's alarm coffins. Yes, now you can have the peace of mind that comes with knowing that when you're buried, if you happen to wake up, you can push a button and have people come dig you up. It really helps you eternally sleep better at night knowing that some horrific, unimaginable ways to go just won't happen to you, no matter how drunk your doctor is when he declares you dead. No word on pricing or availability as of yet, unfortunately. — Adam Frucci
Via Ubergizmo

Well worth the money if you are a paranoid schizophrenic with hypocondriac tendancies!!
I'll take two please, just in case one doesn't work properly! Don't forget to check the batteries before you go or that could be embarrasing. Well, not so much embarrasing as rather disastrous really! Fancy spending all that money (I'm sure it won't be cheap!) only to find that you have a defective/flat AA battery in your armoury!
Still, maybe you should avoid the Samsung Robot Sentry a bit further down the page!!

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