Peace at Last - Maybe

Oh, oh, oh, ooooooo! I want one of these! I'm sure I'm not the only one out there that lays awake listening to the sweetest impressions of farm animals for hours on end in the middle of the night and this is the answer to all our prayers. Without Hammers ..

The less violent approach is the Snore Stopper, a wrist band with a sensitive micro-sound detector. This detects your first hog-like snarfles and sends a mild electric signal (read shock) without actually waking you. The end result is that your body learns to avoid the mini-shocks by not snoring. I’ll take two please!
Two, because I'm reasonably certain that I too am plagued by the same affliction when I eventually get to sleep! It's just, my girlfriend is asleep a full 2 seconds before she finishes her last sentence and immediately begins to tell the story of the "Battle for Farmyard Supremacy" in various animal dialects! A wonderful tale of high jinks and japes performed by the loudest of the loud!

Sweet Dreams ..