Monday (morning)

Hi all you bloggets out there.
Well, here it is, Monday!
Sorry I haven't been back for a while, didn't have much to say (and still don't!) but I thought I would just say how great Monday morning is. Do you think I am being a little sarcastic? You may well be right. You just start to get used to the weekend, ready to do some serious relaxing and lounging about, then Wallop! Have a Monday morning! Well, no, I don't want it, why do I have to have it? It's not what I ordered. I ordered another Sunday morning! What happened to that then? Bugger! What do you mean I don't get a choice? Oh well, I suppose it's better than the alternative (not having one woud involve a certain amount of death and serious "not living") so, I guess I'll have it then! Thank you so much! The only thing it's got going for it is that it isn't Tuesday and Tuesday's really are nowhere! It's not Monday so you can't drift through on a fuzzy, unaware, hungover kind of tip, you have to be there for Tuesday. You can't avoid a Tuesday, you're awake, not too fuzzy and all the stuff you avoided Monday is waiting for you! It's not even the middle of the week like Wednesday, which you can at least say is on the way to Friday, no, there is nothing going for Tuesday whatsoever it is just crap! So, enjoy your Monday because Tuesday is coming and there's nothing you can do about it!
See ya later ..